Sunday, May 24

Why I stopped after my 4th round of ice cream?

You know why Spock had those crazy ears that he had? Because he is from Vulcan and they don't have ice cream there and lack of it can do that. Earth is the only planet with ice cream so if you are reading this, you better do something for this planet to live long and prosper. I was recently at Just Acia in Singapore. They are great people. Along with their really tasty food, they have free flow of ice cream, coffee and softdrinks.

I love ice cream and make sure my tongue gets some ice cream every day of my life so when I went to Just Acia and they said 'free flow of ice cream...' my head went whoa baby baby and I decided that I am going for 6 rounds of ice cream and getting 3 scoops per round and will eat my meal in between.

I ordered this Korean Kimchi Soup with Rice that you see in the picture. The spoon was so cute. If you notice the base of the spoon is not at the usual 180% with the handle, its at
90%. Pardon the picture quality, I used my cell phone camera. Getting back to the story, I got my first round of ice cream and finished it even before my food came. Then the food came but finished one more round before I started with my meal. Ice cream was my meal and the food was just side dish to be eaten in between ice cream. The soup was really tasty though and I am so glad, that was the only thing vegetarian on the menu.

Now you would wonder why I would stop at 4 when I decided on 6 rounds. Let me tell you there was place in my stomach and unfortunately there was place for other tables in this restaurant. Right across our table was a bunch of 8th grade girls who were enjoying their meal like good school kids should but when they finished their meal, it was time for ice cream and I agree that the ice cream was really tasty but it was definitely not a turn on in any way. These girls started giggling, screaming and making orgasmic noises while feeding each other ice cream. They assumed that everyone else around is deaf or dead or too bored to react or too tired to care or too generous to forgive or too gay to find it cute. I was none of those and was really annoyed and irritated. I tried focusing on the ice cream but could not and when I was thru with with my 4th, I had to throw in the towel, well paper towel, and decided to leave and for those few mintues, I wished my home was on planet Vulcan but then again you don't get ice cream there & I think I might not look very cute with those long pointy ears and ladies, for the love of God (from Earth or Vulcan), STOP FAKING IT!!!!

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